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Yoda Almighty

Find Chuck Norris.

MASSter

Chuck norris roundhouse kicks everyone within a 5 kilometre radius will a single swipe of his leg. what do you do?

thank him and avoid death as well
spit on him
fight him

Yoda Almighty

find different Chuck Norris

PapaSmurf

XYZZY. and you are transported to a Chinese training gym. To the North are the lockers, to the south is the ring, where a blonde kickboxer is lying face down in a pool of blood. To the East is the Exit, and on the west is a wall with the letters XYZZY.

CubOfJudahsLion

> ask boxer "do women toot?"

Yoda Almighty

the boxer replies "shu shewu hawushu aushwashasha shiu sou?"

possible exits are NORTH SOUTH and EAST.

a Grue wanders up and eats EAST.

possible exits are NORTH and SOUTH.

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kbot

Choosing North - the intrepid explorer moves carefully.

Yoda Almighty

you step on a stick, which cracks loudly, causing a dog to start barking at you. the dog forgets about the chicken he had been chasing, which starts running for it's life. it hits a wall, causing a brick to fall out, which lands on a wire, causing a short circuit in the wire, which travels all the way back along the line, shorting out the power way station, causing Atlanta to lose power for a week. they send out emergency vehicles, one of which drives into a lake, landing on a fish which swims away in suprise, right into the net of a fisherman. the fisherman sells the fish at a market, to a man who takes it home and eats it. the man dies from a rare disease that the fish had, and he is buried in a local graveyard. the presiding preacher trips over a small stone on the way out and drops his glasses. while searching for them he startles a small bunny, which runs away. the bunny gets shot at by some passing hunters, who miss and hit a passing car instead. the car swerves off the road, hits a tree, and bursts into flame, catching the forest on fire. the smoke from the fire obscures the sun and lowers the temperature of the planet by 0.0000000001 degrees. the slight temperature drop causes a rare species of butterfly to go extinct. and as the last one dies, it lands on the nose of a guard, who looks up in surprise, and sees you sneaking past. he shouts "hey you!" and runs toward you.

what do you do?

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andrew-101

You put on an Indian voice and try sell stuff to him in a bid that he will hang up and leave you alone.

kbot

Darkness falls around. A mighty voice booms from above causing the ground to shake in a most unatural manner.

CubOfJudahsLion

> LOOK UP

It's your mom, calling you up for dinner with a megaphone. It wasn't the ground shaking -- it was your knees and that stupid Pavlov reaction. The sun is setting so you're supposed to be home.

The only obvious exit is to move out of your parents' basement.

MASSter

You sneak away and see a madman running along the highway naked with a bazooka. The cops are chasing him but they are too fat from donuts (which they are currently eating...

). He fires into the ground and the world blows up. You are flown onto mars, which is actually a very habitable environment.

what now? >

Yoda Almighty

Zombie Dace Party!

MASSter

The zombies eat you alive and you are transported to another dimension where you meet with jason statham. but he gets his head blown off by jet li. but he gets his balls busted by bruce lee. but he gets pummeled by some random guy. but he gets killed CHUCK NORRIS HOLY CRAP.

you die but come back to life

what now>

Yoda Almighty

examine big empty space

MASSter

lol.

You wake up and realise that it was all a big fat stupid dream. Then yoda almighty clicks on the link in MASSter's signiture and downloads the game demo and gives crits and comps!!