http://uncyclopedia.org

[C0Rkn0T]

dunno if anyone heard about that but it is really funny.

they have some extreamly funny things on it just go take a look.

http://uncyclopedia.org/

I started a blender one right here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blender

tell me what you think. And if you think you can be funny try to add stuff. but try to keep it the same style

[BumpyMonkey]

That's great! Edited some of it... added capitals where you forgot to put them in....

[_LsBlend]

Uncyclopedia owns.
I read it. And decided to up the funny factor. Yep.

[Alden]

Yeah, my friend showed me this site before. It has to be the funniest spoof site ever... I particularly like their article on anime.

Ahhh, I love the five million running jokes at the top.

EDIT: I think I'm going to put a modified suzanne up there sometime..... just imagined suzanne with a hangover. eeegh.

[TheANIMAL]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Errors.png

[kit89]

Encyclopedia Dramatic is a good one too.

Hehe excellent start!

[C0Rkn0T]

for the edit you guys better read the thing they wrote how to make it funny.

try to keep it real just bend the reality a bit.

one more thing try to keep it the same style. it is kinda going crazy right now.

edit:
it is really getting childish and crappy...

please try to bend d a bit the reality. Don't start with completely random childish thing

[Alden]

Yeah, it is kind of dry right now... as in not funny.

[_LsBlend]

Ahhh, I love the five million running jokes at the top

haha thx, that was my doing

[FuzzMaster]

I wrote (most) of an article that received some raving reviews, which felt nice.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jock

[valarking]

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ATTENTION EVERYONE I'M GAY FOR FADIEZ

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[C0Rkn0T]

Originally Posted by _LsBlend haha thx, that was my doing

or not.....

Originally Posted by valarking Lame quotes removed from top. Article saved. Fun ruined.

thanks for removing the quotes... I was wondering what the fuck it was

[valarking]

kk i just improved it significantly

[C0Rkn0T]

mk.... or not

[Ubuntuist]

Stable release: November 29, 2073

Just hilarious

[AndyD]

Hey, that was pretty funny until I read the Blender page

[C0Rkn0T]

there is this ramdom guy that keep changing the stuff

[AndyD]

Okay, some simple suggestions to build on.

One of the biggest things people note about Blender is the difficulty in learning it - the "steep learning curve". So, play with that thought. Mess with the idea of a learning curve so steep that.... etc.

You could say something like "although Blender's interface has a reputation for being difficult to learn, it is widely recognised that the only people who truly believe this to be the case can't even come to grips with the fundamentals of Quantum Physics. In reality, if you've ever successfully hacked into NASA's servers or changed your tax liability by using a mobile phone to dial into the IRS database, then Blender will prove reasonably easy to learn, with some effort."

Next thing people note is the diversity of information about Blender spread right across the net, so mess with that too. "When you get stuck learning Blender, you only need to turn to the wiki (link) to solve your problem. If this doesn't help, then you only need refer to the other wiki for more help (different link). If you're still stuck, try the wiki (different link). If you're still having difficulty (are you sure you hacked into NASA?) then try the PDF... or the other wiki... or the forum (blender.org)... or the other forum (blenderartists.org)... or the other forum (forums.cgsociety.org).... or the French forum (link?), the Spanish forum (link?)... aah what the hell, try Maya - you're too stupid to use Blender."

Just quick thoughts.

Edit:

Of course, no Blender page would be complete without reference to Elephants Dream. Again, what's the overwhelming comment relating to this movie? The weird script. So, you mention ED in all seriousness and explain how it showcased Blender's animation, texture and compositing abilities - and how it also clearly demonstrated that no matter how good the user is, Blender can't save a poor script.

Also, back to the GUI, how many times do you see "why can't Blender do XX like 3DS Max and Maya?" So, use uncyclopedia to kindly tell these people to go to the Max and Maya forums and ask "why isn't Max/Maya FREE, like Blender?"

Edit again:

Blender makes great use of keyboard shortcuts. In fact, almost everything in Blender can be done using keys. These keys (picture of keyboard) are the main keys Blender uses.

Blender is advancing at an amazing rate. With freelance coders working around the clock, all over the world, features are added almost as fast as they are requested (well, except for a Max or Maya GUI - or N-Gons). It has been suggested by Ton that if coding improvements continue at their current pace then by 2012, users will be able to simply press a button labelled "Make Pixar-like Movie" then go back to playing their favourite game.

Other opportunities for spoofing:
Requests for "help with my movie/game"
"Where's the subsurf button?" (Too late, I've added this myself)

[_LsBlend]

Damn You Evry Page In Uncyclopedia Needs Quotes!!!!

[_LsBlend]

thanks for removing the quotes... I was wondering what the fuck it was

If you look around uncyclopedia its a long running joke that many articles have a quote from Oscar Wilde, A russian Reversal, and other quotes. But u have to have been on Uncyclopedia a while to get it, its an inside joke, like suzanne. (Cept funnier.) if u wanna remove em fine, but its your loss, right now the article really isnt funny at all...