Two strange riddles

Hello.
Here I decided to ask you (who are interested) two riddles …
Riddle One:

  • how could it happen that I was born in Ukraine with the name of Nick, but turned out to be Joseph?

Riddle the Second:
-there are people who do acupuncture on the forearms, and paint them with strange eroglyphs - then Chi Sao. Who are these people, and why are they doing this?

p.s. fui

Well, about acupuncture and Chi Sao, I’ll tell you …

  • this is intelligence tactics - dragon warriors (mossad, GRU RF). This is called contactless combat.

Well (relatively), if they so master the criminal and inspire him to come to the right place! - And if this is done with the suggestion of thinking about hanging?

  • And here is the third riddle.
  • Is the Dragon stronger than the Light, and can not the Light Warrior make anti Chi Sao? Who with the sword has come, will he perish by the sword?