I just want to say, I’ve UV mapped a spiral on a flat Circle and it makes me happy. This has been a puzzle for me for months and it just clicked. It’s so easy.
The answer is probably already floating around out there but I’m glad to have unraveled the situation for myself. 
You know the proud-full swelling that happens inside; this is headed to my YouTube channel after some pushing and pulling and variation.
I just wanted a flipping record that wasn’t an Anistropy cheat. And I haven’t posted in some time so howdy-do too!
