5 Word Story

three cats

that had…

giant tails!

that waffles…

will smash

soon enough

unless you…

try to…

smack dab …

C’mon everyone, just two words are a bit dull.
Let’s change it to 5 words. I’m starting over:

Once upon a time there…

were two and one half …

men, who apparently didn’t know…

how to dance or ask

how many universes exist within

the only thing that they

Can do is simple and

complex arithmetic progressions and logarithms

while balancing living monkeys upsidedown

while the monkeys scream something

that has something paste windows