6-Word Fiction

Blender crushed Maya and XSI today

Blender does that every single day!

a butterfly flapped, and mississippi drowned

Fiction eh?

“I did not have sexual relations” B. Clinton

‘I swear, i was shooting a bird!’ D. Chenney

Free ality, unless a and I doesn’t count you used 8 words.

Post eight words, befriend six turds.

A hooker, a gang member. Gunshot.

What if we also included haiku? I know it’s a form of poetry, but it has the same principle: conveying a message in a set amount of words (or syllables in the case of haiku).

What if we also included haiku? I know it’s a form of poetry, but it has the same principle: conveying a message in a set amount of words (or syllables in the case of haiku).

O peaceful mountain
you freshen my spirit
you restore my soul

ashes to ashes, vertex to vertex

The sheriff spoke, civil war started.

actually, d. chenney was the author, not th actual story(obviousl taking a leaaf out of chimpoids book)

Haiku is all well and good, but that’s not the purpose of this thread. Perhaps we could make another thread to make haiku in.

Here’s a short one for the gamers:
Reached for amulet. Killed by pony.

two trendy girls screwed me over.

A women screamed, blood streamed out.

whoa 0-0 down want to hear tha story behind that

Free_ality’s initials sound like the FAA.

Cyborg Dragon should get a life
1 2 3 4 5 6

um…do you smell that…its like a dragon getting burned…

Free-Ality and Cyborg_Dragon fought fruitlessly. Bitterness.

1…2…3…4…5…6
Yup, that’s 6 :smiley:

ooh, ouch :wink:

Dragons don’t burn, they breathe fire.

The change will
begin with us