A joke

Pooba · May 25, 2004, 5:34pm

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country

sonix · May 25, 2004, 5:37pm

PMSL. Sweet.

Admiral_Mac · May 25, 2004, 5:43pm

ROFLMAO!

that is a good one!

SkeLeToR · May 25, 2004, 5:50pm

hahahahahhahhahahaha

good one

SamAdam · May 25, 2004, 6:31pm

you make that?
it’s great

Dittohead · May 25, 2004, 7:15pm

I take that back.

I don’t mind political satire.

Even when it’s factually incorrect.

However this thread is still troll bait.

dante · May 25, 2004, 7:40pm

Aye, I’m a bush supporter but that was still funny.

dante

Fligh · May 25, 2004, 7:40pm

Ditto:

Even when it’s factually incorrect.

What? The lightbulb or the country?

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Dittohead · May 25, 2004, 7:58pm

Actaully this one isn’t factually incorrect.

However if you look at history what Politicion (US or otherwise) isn’t corrupt to a certain degree?

Fligh · May 25, 2004, 8:03pm

:o Oh Bush.

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cb10 · May 25, 2004, 8:10pm

Wow. This is going up on my wall.

Great stuff!

b01c

mr_rob · May 26, 2004, 8:35am

It was funny, however I am a Bush supporter so I don’t agree. Lock this thread before someone (or I) flame it.

Fligh · May 26, 2004, 9:32am

Bush supporter = lock thread… profound!

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dante · May 26, 2004, 9:54am

So…who ended up changing the lightbulb?

SkeLeToR · May 26, 2004, 10:05am

me 8)

PlantPerson · May 26, 2004, 11:21am

I… L VE IT!!!

The curse of the poison ivy upon the bush administration!

Admiral_Mac · May 26, 2004, 12:17pm

i would love to get in a flame war with someone about american polotics

HOSJ · May 26, 2004, 12:29pm

dont get me started.

Admiral_Mac · May 26, 2004, 1:06pm

A tragic and sad fire is reported to have destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

BOTH of his books have been lost.

Sources close to the president report he is really quite devastated…

Apparently he had not finished colouring in the second one.

Dittohead · May 26, 2004, 2:13pm

That I take offense to. It does only one thing, belittles and mis-represents his intelligence.

Something you seem very low on yourself Nathan, someone who has yet to read what the off-topic forum really is for.

Behold, I elope from this thread, never to be seen again.

Aye, behold, the RepubliCrat bus is here:

BTW-what’s wrong with coloring books…they’re art too in many ways!