Ah *can't say it on the forum*!


(CubeFan973) #1

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I forgot to add a useless post on Sunday that I’ve turned 13! Yay!


(theeth) #2

GASP!

Happy Birthday!

Martin


(dreamsgate) #3

congratulations!

(my son is 13 and I tried to give him away in the chatroom today)


(Alltaken) #4

does this mean that you know how to play with yourself now.

congratulations cubefan i hope you don’t need to start shaving to soon cause its annoying.

now you will realise wether you like girls or boys. (or both, LOL)

i hope this topic of yours doesn’t turn into a flamewar.

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
i can’t remember the rest of the song la la la la
happy birthday to yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

ohh ohhh i almost forgot.

now we need to chop off your ******* naaa just kidding

have a happy year


(S68) #5

Happy birthday!!

Stefano

P.S. You don’t get mature at 13

You don’t get mature at 18

you don’t even get mature at 21

You get mature when, either:

1 - You know more people dead than alive.

2 - You stop doing things you’ve never done before


(Timonides) #6

Happy birthday CubeFan973!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Nope… you’re just close to death… :stuck_out_tongue:

Wrong again… in such a case, you’re certainly dead… (literally or not) :stuck_out_tongue:

Spyros.


(rogerm3d) #7

Happy Birthday Cube.
:smiley: :smiley:
Now you can be “mature”
:smiley: :wink:


(valarking) #8
  1. Nope
  2. Huh? Oh… I get it! Ewww…

(CubeFan973) #9

That’s disgusting!

I had to start shaving when I was 12!

now you will realise wether you like girls or boys. (or both, LOL)

Girls! Definitely! Boys? That’s disgusting, too! Both is WORSE!

ohh ohhh i almost forgot.

now we need to chop off your ******* naaa just kidding

have a happy year

covers up his ******* so that they won’t cut it off

I’ll have a happy one.

Yay.


(valarking) #10

Hahaha.
Cube, you’re SOOOO easy.
Dies laffing.


(Dani) #11

Cube, you’re SOOOO easy.

And soooooo mature too! (cough), (smile-evil one).
Oh? you shave? What? Your legs? (mouaahahahaaa!)
Your sooooooooooooooooo viril !
Well, this means you’ll stop wetting your bed… at least, with urine… :-)))))))

Boys & Girls? hum, could be fun!
maaahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Just need to keep track of where your hands are going : )

See? The day you can vote is gonna come quite fast.
just keep your hands clean until then.

(yew… I’m soooo disgusting, ain’t I ? Oh yes! so very disgusting… I have so dirty thoughts! I should wash my brain with soap!
Proud of it)

BTW, I went 18 years old ten days ago… well, i’m soo happy! why? Because this weekend, when I’ll come back home, my mother will have baked a delicious chocolate cake!
For my birthday my parents offered me two articulated wooden hands… my two original ones weren’t enough for everything I was doing with them. : )
I’m posessed! but that’s another problem which shouldn’t be discussed, here anyway! : )

Ciao!
DirtyDani


(Detritus) #12

Congratulations CubeFan973!

Now you have the long, hard road of puberty ahead! Poor you, I´m at least half-way through it… Though the girls lighten up the path a bit!

BTW: NEVER GET MATURE! It´s just boring :wink: .


(valarking) #13

Tell me about it.

Dani:
Your post = :o


(IMProvisar) #14

So, would that mean that if I became a hermit, and did nothing but eat, sleep, wash, and watch TV, I’d be mature? Hehe

If you stop doing things you’ve never done before, you’re either dead, or live such a boring life, you may as well be dead.

Imp