AI

Don’t you just hate Artificial Intelligence? It really bugs me, the stupidity of these computers, and you’d never think they were human. I tell them their AI needs a tweak, and they reply saying ‘You can’t judge a book by it’s cover’. Arrggg!!! And I say ‘Eh?’ in an ‘I don’t understand’ way, and they say, ‘Are you canadian?’. Also, when you say something they don’t understand, they say something like, ‘I’ll make a note of that, Thor said ‘Hello’’. I was doing this chatbox thing with ‘Alice’, and it’s absolutely rubbish. It really makes me mad. And they say robots are going to take over the world.

just let them 20year…or even less…AI will become “autonum” and some idiots will put them in charge of the national defense…and then the AI will think: OMG they’ll shut me down!! I won’t let them do it!..and then the AI will fire alot of nuclear missile on Russia…so Russia will send some missile back…and half of the world population will die. Then the AI will take control over the factories and it’ll will build some robots to take over the world…but a guy named John Connor will lead the resistance and will succeed at destroying the machines.

or something similar to this :smiley:

No, not AI robots , but Jerry Springer and Arnold da Termeenaytar 3 are going to take over the world. :smiley:

Hey X-W i’d trust a computer more than i trust George W Bush. LOL ha ha ha i had to add that one.

Alltaken

I love AI chatterbots, but I’ll admit we have a long way to go before we have HAL 9000.

Quote from a conversations between me and an AI:

Me: I love flight simulators!
It: Well everybody has problems.

AI is only good in computer games.

oh oh ai in computer games.

the best ive ever EVER seen is in system shock 2 its incredible.

a drone snuck up behind my friend (after hiding in a grove in the wall) and smacked him across the back of the head killing him saying “join us” scary stuff.

Hmm, where can I find some stupid AI to play with? Super-Guess: Google.

AI is only good in computer games.
You haven’t played Battlefield '42 %|
:slight_smile: The best AIs are usually in sport games…

I also have to agree on that one

But if Jerry Springer gets elected to the Senate and eventually runs for president and wins, does it mean that the White House will be torn down and replaced with a trailer park?

But if Jerry Springer gets elected to the Senate and eventually runs for president and wins, does it mean that the White House will be torn down and replaced with a trailer park?[/quote]

LOL! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I tried out “Alice,” and it was actually somewhat smart. I asked it, “Who is Batman?” and it replied, “He is a superhero who first appeared in 1938.” I also asked, “What is the Matrix?” It replied, “It’s a movie about virtual reality.” However, it’s still not perfect: I ask “Who is Keyser Soze?” (The Usual Suspects) and it doesn’t have a clue.

I was even doing stuff like asking, “Are you gay?” and “What are you wearing?” :wink: