Americans acording to the world

I dunno about that… they may be loosing their monopoly with the new generation. On Star Search, the winner in the Junior Singer’s category this season had more soul in the end of his pinky nail than I got in my whole body, and I’ve got a computer desk arse myself. About 10 years old, as white as Bill Clinton’s thighs, and from UTAH of all places, hehe. (Let’s push out all those stereotypes, lol). Who knows though… I could get some soul too… I’m a redneck and I don’t like Country all that much… I play the guitar… I may just turn into a Southern Blues-Rock genius… right, heh.

Imp

A fellow redneck?!? We need to get all of the rednecks on this board and across the internet to unite. I live in the Ozarks, which is the butt of most Hollywood, New York, and even St. Louis jokes (ironic because St. Louis is only two hours from the tip of the Ozarks)

For years I have had to hear jokes about how my people name their children after alcoholic beverages. I have heard the jokes about how we’re all inbred, how we all drive old beat up pickup trucks, and how…

I have to go. My sister Brandy just went into labor. Hot damn! I’m gonna be a daddy! I just hope the old Ford truck gets us there in time.

Yeah, when I have a problem in front of me I usually give him the fist right away…that way it’ll be solved fast and good, I think…

When did 12+ years of UN security council defiance suddenly become classified as “right away”?

When did 12+ years of UN security council defiance suddenly become classified as “right away”?[/quote]
Are you talking about the war again?..What does the UN have to do with this war?

If you don’t know, then you have no business discussing either.

Are you talking about the war again?..What does the UN have to do with this war?

kidding right?

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A fellow redneck?!? We need to get all of the rednecks on this board and across the internet to unite.[/quote]

I drive an 87 IROC camaro, does that mean I’m a redneck too?

If you somehow managed to attach a gunrack or confederate flag to the back window then, YES, you are a redneck. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, irony might not be my brightest side.

If you don’t know, then you have no business discussing either.[/quote]
But I’m not. :wink:

If you don’t know, then you have no business discussing either.[/quote]
But I’m not. ;)[/quote]

They look like questions actually.
It’s all the stress from being on the front lines making acasto touchy, having to be brave and fearless all of the time is enough to make anyone touchy. %| :wink: :wink: :slight_smile:

I respect your opinion VelikM, but that was a cheap shot.

I respect your opinion VelikM, but that was a cheap shot.[/quote]

A cheap shot at a really lame statement. But you’re right, it was/is a cheap shot. :-?