AOL: BUSTED.

AOL is so lame. I’ve never used it nor have I ever seen it, but from what I’ve seen on its commercials, it’s designed for very computer-illiterate people. It must suck to have your internet spoon fed to you.

There was an AOL commercial on recently about a “new” phone call notification thing, with which you get a big huge alert message on your screen if somebody phones while you’re connected. The commercial advertised it as being a somewhat new feature to AOL. Don’t get me wrong…but isn’t this a lot like Call Waiting, which has been around for years?

The AOL free trial disks are scattered like seed. Fortunately, we’ve only received 4 this year. Last year, we weren’t so lucky.

AOL = Free coaster = http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2001/MERC-Sep-28-Fri-2001/photos/product.jpg

My point exactly

Some people will automatically think that it’s cheaper to search AOL Google than Google itself.[/quote]

You mean there’s something other than AOL’s local search engine?! Wow! (Before you write anything, I was being sarcastic.)

Seriously, AOL would constantly block off Yahoo and Google on and off. I’m pretty sure I was thinking, “Are they trying to get more teens to use their shit engine? Oh, sorry, search engine…”

I have no clue of what call waiting is, but that’s more than likely because my family’s spoiled and has a seperate phone line for the Internet. When my fat brother saw that commercial, he was yelling something like “Get another phone line!”

I just looked at my office, and we don’t use round coasters. Last night I had a 2-liter of Coca-Cola in the office (I know, extremely unsafe) and didn’t take the cup to the dishes. It’s still using a videotape as a coaster.

What if his dad had gotten a divorce and gotten remarried or something?
Dang, think about it before you say it.

Well, what’s the fun in that?

Well, what’s the fun in that?[/quote]

There is none.