Assyrian Trouble

My friend has been dating a girl for about a week. Her ex boyfriend was an asyrian. so basically at the movies…he saw my friend with this girl. So the asyrian called my friend out to fight (which he did). The assyrian threw a punch and my friend dodged out of the way. My friend then rocked him 3 times in the face. Right when the assyrian fell, 15 other assyrians jumped in and basically gang beat him.

I wasn’t there, so i couldnt jump in. But some people were trying to get them off. Now they might be coming to my school tommorow to fight my friend again, because they think he talked to the police.

If they come, I told my friend that he shouldn’t fight because assyrians are fucking crazy and they carry knives. Hopefully it goes okay tommorow. The whole school will kick the assyrian’s ass but if they do…all the assyrians will hunt down my friend.

People are fucked.

The only advice I can give, is to introduce the Assyrians to blender. Having some this of irrational anger being channeled to something constructive, rather than the vicious cycle of nothiness and pain that will cease only when people work together to a common goal like blender.
I suggest you take a USB (with blender 2.49 & 2.50) to the fight scene, and at a safe distance with police & local community elders’ protection with you, explain to the opposing team the benefits of blender.
Never know, there may be some aspiring python programmers out there too.

That actually gave me a good laugh ahah :slight_smile:
If only it were like that :frowning:

So the asyrian called my friend out to fight (which he did).
Rule number one is to stay out of pointless fights when possible. Your friend had nothing to prove by getting into a fight. Of course, that advice won’t help your friend now…

The whole school will kick the assyrian’s ass but if they do…all the assyrians will hunt down my friend.
Sadly, there’s not a whole lot more that you can do (except, maybe, your friend could walk home with other friends).

People are fucked.
Yes, unfortunately, humans are stupid.

You have two choices.

  • Call the police and tell them what’s going on, they might be able to catch the guys.
  • Build a giant giant fighting robot.

You are right C-106 :frowning:

We tried number 2. Didn’t go as planned.

As for the police…He is afraid if he tells the police and get him arrested…his other little assyrian friends will find him.

Don’t expect the best of possible advice on this forum, you would be better off talking to the proper authorities like the police or the principal of the school.

The best we can give you is stay out of fights, stay out of the situation and out of harm’s way, or a hospital could be seeing you soon.

I have a question, though. Why are you being so racist? I mean, you could have just said “a bunch of these guys and their friends/ilk/kin”…

If the situation is truly serious (potentially life threatening), call the police, and let them earn their pay by disbanding this ridiculous “assyrian gang”.

Use the system to your advantage.

He didn’t say anything “racist” - he simply stated that they are assyrian.

“Her ex boyfriend was an asyrian.” Why do we need to know that? When I read the post, I thought he meant the whole thing happened because the guy’s an Assyrian. Maybe he just wanted to state they were Assyrian, but still…

Would you have liked it more if he said “member of a community with strong ties and friendship” ? What do you see wrong with saying that someone is an assyrian when he actually is, is “assyrian” an insult now?

I see that you never got in a fight with assyrians.

@Zoot
They will use knifes and fight dirty. No question about that. Just make sure that you don’t get cut. Also film the fight and put it on youtube.

Good point…

The right word is not racist, I guess it is xenophobic.

No racism intended. I mean they are an assyrian (gang).

They didnt come to my school today. The one who wants to fight my friend is in jail right now because before he fought my friend he assulted 3 girls.

There were about 300 people ready for them to show up at my school (no authorities >.>)

I tried my best to convince my friend to not keep fighting, but he is not listening and he is pretty confident with his backup.

Also, yea I know about the knives, he was suppost to bring one today.

But anyway, I’m not gettin involved anymore. I talked to some of his other assyrian friends today just to know whats goin on. I’m not going to fight, my friend had his chance to back out. I’ll keep this updated for anyone interested.

We don’t tolerate that kind of crap in Texas. If someone starts something like that here, it’s a good bet they end up shot, maybe not dead… but it still hurts. :smiley: :evilgrin: :smiley:

Assuming you learn how to shoot in a way that is not fatal, or better use use non-lethal weapons like a new one being developed called the Puke Light (according to Modern Marvels on the History channel)