If you think that’s rude you must be a very sensitive person.
So here you go:
Most puisaant Lord Kuroookami-Mallenby:
If you would be so very kind as to do us the great favor of recreating the same problem in a new file and uploading it
seeing as how we mortals do not have the power of looking into your Blender environment from a distance
(not that we would do so if even we could, without your permission)
so we may humbly examine the problem (if you permit my using such a crude term for something you have made)
we would like the honor of responding with some suggestions that might ameliorate the situation,
with the full understanding that any such are only suggestions and certainly do not imply that you might have made a mistake
or not already tried and discarded such solutions as unsuitable for your august use.
We humbly request that you consider our post favorably and not punish our temerity for making such without authorization.
We also apologize for other posts in this forum not directly addressed to you that may nonetheless have offended you.
As for earlier versions, try 2.70. I have uploaded every blender version when it becomes available.
We thank you for the versions of Blender that we all use daily without once giving you proper credit for uploading them.