Blender Adventures... At School

Okay, here’s the story.

I like to rant. Not just online, but also at school. I type it up, of course, so nobody hears me. Lately, one of mine was about installing Blender onto the computers. It’d be educational, and it might make for a fun time-waster since they don’t allow us online or even to play Solitaire.

They don’t have Solitaire on the computers, but for whatever reason, they do have Internet access. So, I just go online one day, download 2.26 (this is BEFORE 2.27) successfully, and make my classmates in awe of what I can do… but only for a while.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I want to do some other stuff online. See ya and hopefully I’ll reply and finish the story.

Go on Shoo, back to the Off Topic with you! :slight_smile:

CubeFan973,

you like to type about stuff that doesn’t belong to the main topic dont you ?

So, Cubie, make US too in awe of what you can do and post some of your works on these forums…

Stefano

AAAAA!!!

not another cubefan thread…

watch out, cube might think you mean the us as in usa… :Z

i used to have blender on my account. but then, kuz had to fuc k up the computers, and blame it on me, and now you can’t run blender anymore. its like the only program not runable on those computers, like every other thing works, even games.

So, I just go online one day, download 2.26 (this is BEFORE 2.27) successfully, and make my classmates in awe of what I can do… but only for a while.

that’s because, in average, there’s only one person smart enough in a school to use blender. so its not suprising they would be amazed. i mean, the first time i opened blender, and made a CUBE, and simply just spun it around was enough to gather the whole class around me.

Thank you for your… partial suspense.

So anyway, they get bored at how I don’t do anything much on it. Then we leave and all.

The next day, the kid who sits next to me says, “If you’re so good at that, do something in particular.”

“Okay then… what?” I said.

He responded for a pencil. That’s easy, with or without Iceman’s tutorial. And I didn’t. And he was astonished by me finishing a bare bones pencil model!

So then he says, “Make a car.”

Oh no. I don’t do cars very well. They’re bare-bones, and it SHOWS. So, I do the bare-bones car (grudgingly) and he’s not astonished. He has some “cool” car in mind. He shows me it, and I’m like, “Uh-uh.”

But he makes me continue. I hated every minute of having to alter vertices. He decides he wants to do it, and he gets confused by the interface. I show him some basics, but nowhere near enough to build a car. By the time I could finally get away, the car looked worse than bare-bones: It looked like it needed to go into the junk shop. He didn’t even allow me to use the CTRL shortcut, making it WORSE!

The next day, my teacher finally notices that I’m using something she hasn’t taught. Either she’s envious or she’s angry (I suspect the former), so she asks me where I got it. After a brief lunch break of “Papa John’s” pizza, she interrogates me, and I give it up. She makes me uninstall it. I also delete the .blends, since they’re worthless without Blender. She makes me a deal: If I don’t do that again, she’ll let me play games in the classroom. Unfortunately, I can only play “SimTower,” which is a very hard and stupid game. Not realizing I was giving up the opportunity, I went online again the next day, and I lost the privilege.

So that’s it. I want to go and install NetHack on my computer to have fun while goofing off… but she’d notice. We don’t use DOS, and the graphical interface is going to tip her off immediately. Not to mention she took away my floppy of Tetris, and they don’t have WinZip.

man, it hurts me to hear something like that. that teacher almost makes kuz sound like a good person.

so what right does she have to make you delete it? it’s YOUR account. they gave it to you to store your own files. if it had a .doc extension would she have made you delete it? i think not.

you’re probably never gonna, but ask her why you can’t use that program, whats so “innapropriate” about it.

and the nethack, install it while she isnt looking. she can’t be everywhere at once, and ask people that are sitting by you to stay on lookout because you’re about to do something “cool”. that always works.

she seems to know alot more about computers than the normal teachers, and that might be one of the biggest problems. it helps having stupid teachers.

one plan i have to get teachers in trouble, is to get porn onto their computer. child porn especially. but i still haven’t figured out how to get it there. maybe you could make a cd with an install program that installs some educational program that you want to show to her, but it also installs a program that starts itself along with the computer, and creates TONS of porn on the desktop, and also duplicates itself, so she cant delete it. actually, that sounds like a good idea. only, it would be to obvious where all the porn came from, and thats the cd, which will, of course, point right back at you. so you have to get the cd there secretely. like, lets say, if she just ordered some new software, get your hands on it first, then put the package over some steam so it opens up, and then slip the 2nd cd in, but not before renaming it, “Required Drivers”, or the likes. Then, seal it back, and put it in her teacher mailbox.

I recommend changing all the desktops you can to porn. Google has some.

Here’s my suggestion.
Slap her. Women love that.

Umm is your computer part of a network running windows 2k or xp i have an easy net send program that you could download and message people on there computers from someone elses name :slight_smile:

I must be getting old.

Are these stories from high school?

Sounds like kindergarten to me…

well I am not surprised if it is LOL 8)

off topic

Martin

Sounds like kindergarten to me…[/quote]

Yeah, they always post about this stuff and talk about how their going to hack the systems. But most likely their really the ones helping the teacher learn how to use the spellchecker and change the print cartridges.

If you really wanna be bad, why not turn off the printers, so when someone tries to print, it won’t :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: [!] :-?

Sounds like kindergarten to me…[/quote]

Yeah, they always post about this stuff and talk about how their going to hack the systems. But most likely their really the ones helping the teacher learn how to use the spellchecker and change the print cartridges.

If you really wanna be bad, why not turn off the printers, so when someone tries to print, it won’t :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: [!] :-?[/quote]

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