we havto do something about blenderbob!
It just cant go on like this!!!
???
Our buddy Green’s gone quite mad.
jk, green.
I seem to remember something about a Blender Bob, what is it?
Look at the E-shop. It’s the only clothing left. Apparently, some CGI guy named “Bob” put it up for sale. It’s his Blender uniform 
Just kidding. It’s a Blender Bob Hat! Recently beat WeirdHat’s “Weird” hat on “Top 10 Most Wanted Blender Hats.”
Unofortunately, I lost the URL, does anybody know what the other hats were?
Wait, found them! They are:
- Blender Bob Hat
- WeirdHat’s “Weird” Hat
- CubeFan973’s “Cubical” Hat
- Dittohead’s “Ditto” Hat
- Ton’s “Weight: Ton” Hat
- Fullback’s “16-Ton” Hat
- Nayman’s “Spider-Man To Blender, Actresses Leaving Aside” Hat
- Dickie’s “Nude Girls” Hat
- Theeth’s “Teeth Is Spelled Wrong” Hat
- Kib-Tph’s “Post On Elysiun Or I Will Ban You, And I Can Because I’m An Administrator… well, not neccesarily the person who’s wearing this hat, he might be a Moderator, Newbie, Regular, Groupie, Guru, or Monkey” Hat