Blender poop?

I have a crazy question. How would you make poop in blender? I am doing a physics video with blender and I was thinking what else I should simulate. Then I saw a chocolate video on youtube and made me think of poop. lol. But really… how can I make realistic poop in blender? fluid sim? I see the manual input for it but I don’t really know how to make it thicker, plus the poop I’m thinking of is maybe only a little bit wet I should say(lol). soft body sim maybe?