Bottom wiping


(bogbean) #1

I was just wondering about this… as you do…


(dreamsgate) #2

If this is what you think about in your spare time, you need to develop some new interests. :stuck_out_tongue:


(blengine) #3

how the hell would you whipe your bottom sitting down?!?!?!? hahahaha you are messed up! ILL NEVER EVER ASK TO USE YOUR BATHROOM!! :stuck_out_tongue:


(Goofster) #4

Blengine, I hope you’re not serious about that…
you US people actually wipe standing up? how the hell do you do that?!

Roel


(Riskbreaker) #5

You know you could of asked:

-Scrunch or Fold?

-From Front or back?


(Timothy) #6

You mean you don’t use the 3 shells?
wtf is wrong with you, yuck!!! All of you!!!


(slikdigit) #7

I just scream profanity whenever I want to wipe. That gets me what I need.


(Dittohead) #8

WHAT THE BLEEPING #$%@ IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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BTW-once you break yer leg you have to learn how to wipe al over again.


(Dittohead) #9

what about the yer-a-peens? they use budets!!!


(dreamsgate) #10

I think that is bidet, and I’n not overly sure that sounds all that appealing.


(Dittohead) #11

whatever i dont care how its spelled. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:


(blengine) #12

Blengine, I hope you’re not serious about that…
you US people actually wipe standing up? how the hell do you do that?!

actualyl, im quite serious, lol… how can u reach your ass when your sitting on the toilet? lol… i find it logcially impossible to whipe while sitting down on the seat :o :o :o :wink:


(Grizzly69) #13

All you have to do is lift a cheek and lean to the side a little.


(Dittohead) #14

that wouldnt be sitting down anymore would it???


(blengine) #15

ew this topic is gross… it really shows me how majestic and immaculate humans are :wink: heh :stuck_out_tongue:


(acasto) #16

Hah!.. Coming from someone who modeled monkey crap! :wink: :slight_smile:


(Riskbreaker) #17

You mean you don’t use the 3 shells?

I never really understood how that worked (that 3 shells thing is from Demolition Man, ain’t it?)


(blengine) #18

Hah!.. Coming from someone who modeled monkey crap!

hahahaha, a nice comeback to put me in my place :stuck_out_tongue:

lol


(theeth) #19

Hah!.. Coming from someone who modeled monkey crap! :wink: :)[/quote]

well dung :wink:

Martin


(Dani) #20

Huh? standing up? how could that be possible? I mean, if you don’t want to re-decorate your back or the whole WC!!!
(that’s what i’d call a tight squeeze :wink: )
Oh, in europe, nobody uses the bidet… it’s rather badly seen.
Once, on tv I saw this Jap invention showing a new model of toilets with a very handy water jet you could direct where you wanted (they used a prune to demonstrate how good it worked… a delicious prune with melted chocolate :stuck_out_tongue: )

How nice!

Good thread

Dani