Can't find the File -> Export menu? Can't find File? I know why.

I’m a beginner at blender, and I couldn’t find the File menu for the life of me. Finally I figured out why, and it was pretty stupid. So I want anyone else who experienced this problem to have the solution.

See which editor type it’s set to? That’s right. Info.
You just need to set it to this ambiguously named “Info” and … there you go. File.