This week’s theme: Bonk Machine
Pure Entries
Modron [list:ab920686df]
Meet the Bozon5000.

http://home.att.net/~zolgnar/index.html/WCBozon5000g.jpg
thor
Here it is: Basically it works like this - The lever is pushed forward, trnung the cogs which turn the chains. These rotate the other cogs and flip the cam. This provides a turning motion for the generator, which emits a powerful laser beam and activates a circuit with a motor twisting a screw. This pushes the bar away from the mallet bit and it falls down! A lot of useless trash.
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skeletor
PYROS PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS…
The BONK machine.
PERFEcT For bonking that annoying teacher,
or even you preist!
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Smoky Joe
Do you feel tired after a long day of work, only to discover that you need to run a marathon? Has your porno-watching session been interrupted because the local power plant blew up?
FEAR NO MORE!
Introducing the Energy Sucker 5000!
http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=434778
Robertt
“The Wonder Chair”
It’s called the “Wonder Chair” because its inventor disappeared during its first test run, and so no one knows how it works or what it actually does. There are various theories about it. Some say it’s a time machine, others a teleporter or a remote viewing enabler, and others yet (mainly Stargate fans) insist it could be a portal to another world or dimension…
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http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1019306/myblenderimages/wc72-thewonderchair-byrjt2003.jpg
BackiZ
It’s a wireless-energy-backup-device
It’s based on mercury liquid. When the mercury is under high pressure it change to gas, which will move the turbine. (just like steam…). It works! To connect it to all your electric devices, just put the electric plug in the electric socket, and you will never have a powerfailure!.

http://reblended.com/www/backiz/thebmc.jpg
Desoto
This is a thermonuclear sadness remover.
It sucks in sad air and emits happy air )
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http://blender.spaceisbig.com/bonkv2.jpg
arangel
If you’re having trouble with people and don’t feel like doing long and tedious arguments, your problems are over! Bonk’s new “Traquitana - The Automatic Propulsion Butt Kicker”

http://www3.solar.com.br/~arangel/blender/traquitana.jpg
chaosnil
The Bonk Industries Model 17 Transdimensional Quantum Muon Adjuster
New from Bonk Industries! The model 17 combines the power of the model 5 with the flexibility of the model 23 in a new compact package weighing only 6.5 tonnes. Adjusting quantum muons in alternate dimensions used to be a laborious task involving thousands of man hours. Accomplish the same high quality adjustments in mere minutes with the Model 17! Adjust quantum muons in up to 37 parallax dimensions simultaneously! Precisely control position, angle, state and spin down to 1e-30 Planck distances! Never before has adjusting quantum muons been so simple, so easy. The model 17 has it all!
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dunkfordyce
here’s my offering
http://30bentham.homelinux.org/downloads/wigwam.jpg
macouno
Tired of shaking your eggs? Get the alienhelpdesk.com eggshaker now

http://alienhelpdesk.com/galleries/3d/full/eggshaker.jpg
@ner
Somewhere along the way (probably between 1:00am-3:00 am) It became a bit wild and a bit unpure… so forgive me for this one
http://www.geocities.com/ottonet2000/RAYTRACER.html
Wiggie
The Bonk Teleportation Machine
Testing is still underway for this one-of-a-kind teleportation machine - get something anywhere, anytime.
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http://www.catachandevils.laserforums.net/bonkteleport.html
vosa
It’s dream affector . it affects dreams. You can say what dream you want tonight and than … sweet dreams
http://www.volny.cz/ctth/vosa_bong.jpg
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Non-Participating Entries
Jogi[list:ab920686df]
Bonk PUPS model 22, Personal Uranium Powered Steamroom for long distance rail road traveling. For royal persons who seek comfort of privacy and speed. (Batteries not included) Now featuring world first V-4 steam engine. This special secondhand model for sale only for EUR100.000. Hurry up, this wont last long (literally…)
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http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jogi/blender/wc72/bonk_wip5.jpg
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Really reminds me of that awesome art deco stuff 
. I had time shortages too.

