Just out of curiosity, and of course potentional personal gain, would the moderators be willing to change my postcount to 1 and keep it like that permanently? I think it’d be a cool touch to my profile. If that would require a hack into phpbb, then could you at least set my postcount to 1 (not permanently)? It shouldn’t be that difficult to do, since phpbb saves each user’s postcount in the users table in the database. I think that would be pretty nifty.
Now, I don’t want you guys to delete all my posts, mind you. (I know what you’re thinking, theeth… )