CHEESE CHAT MODERATOR (NOMINATION)

ok its official i talked to the mods (not really but hey)

we are getting a CHEESE CHAT FORUM here at elysiun and we need nominations for the

CHEIF CHEESE MODERATOR, who is in charge of moderating all posts in the new forum.

ANTI CHEESE MESSAGES need to be deleted
people talking about things such as ANYTHING BUT CHEESE will be banned and blocked from further cheese discussion.

words like
COW
UDDER
MILK

are acceptible in the new cheese forum.

but we someone to over see the removal of all posts containing these quotes.

“COW PAT”
“CHEEZE WIZZ” (its evil)
“CHEESE SUCKS”
“CHEESE IS CRAP”

etc… (once you are moderator of cheese chat forum you decide what to remove)

ok nominations for candidate must be in this form.

user name e.g. ALLTAKEN

association with cheese. e.g. i live in New Zealand which makes a lot of cheese and i ate some cheese last night.

how much cheese you eat per week (in Kg)
also what type of cheese you ate next to the weight (list form) e.g.

750g Colby cheese
100g Cream cheese
250g brie cheese

ok and then a short statement as to why people should vote for you.

then next week on the 32nd of april i will open a poll!!

and we will democraticly vote the cheese moderator.

Alltaken

LOLOL…I think you ate to much cheese lol…

X-Warrior
0g of any kind of cheese

Vote for me cause I hate (hate/ate…same thing:p) cheese

Alltaken

i live in New Zealand a major exporter and producer of cheese!!

in the last week i ate about 750grams of cheese.

~700g of colby cheese
~50 grams of cream cheese (YUMMY)

i think you should vote for ME because i ummm well coz i will pay you!!!

Alltaken :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

My dog, because he likes cheese alot.
He got into my dads cheese yesterday and ate:
157g of gouda
972 g of swiss
54 g of bleu
1,298 metric tons of havarati
(he’s a big dog)

Vote for him because he’ll pay you even more than alltaken.

Goo

I have a neighbour who keeps calling the cops on the anonymous crime stopper phone line when he sees people taking an innocuous walk to the river. Is it ok if I call him a RAT? Rats love CHEESE. He’s a babbling fat rat that looks like a cow with his pseudo mammalian male utters hanging down to his knees flopping over from his CHEESE stuffed gut. If he didn’t have eyes, he would look like a hairy ball of GOUDA. That’s because he eats a lot of Tim Horton’s bagels with cream CHEESE. The fat rat was caught trying to defraud his employer’s insurance plan by faking an illness in order to avoid having to work (which is not much, he pretends to sweep floors in a paper mill for $50,000/year) . Vote for FAT RAT MAN, he’s the ultimate HEAD CHEESE.

change my vote for him…what a rat…

He appreciates the vote, his CHEESE supply was running low. You might have prevented New Zealand, France, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, England, and yes… Wisconsin and Quebec from being cobbled up by FAT RAT MAN a.k.a Ratus Giganticus

ok and then a short statement as to why people should vote for you.

because i invented it! cheese chat is 100% blengine originated =)
i am head cheese of cheesechat on the basis that i called it first in the cheese thread! and on the basis that i invented it! ME ME ME

head cheese! i am chief cheese!

no one will ever take that away from me

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:39 am

cheif squatting cheese… all bow before me

i am steeling it fair and square from YOU, coz you stole it from lohnC.

so i am stealing it from you.
(actually i would vote for skating Kow to be mod)
Alltaken

i am steeling it fair and square from YOU, coz you stole it from lohnC.

oh hell no, i had permission from lee himself… and the idea was built upon by the two founding fathers, lee, and blengine

so i am stealing it from you.

cant be done… its copyrighted… yeah! checkmate! maybe if i gave u permission… but no way! im cheif cheese, forever!

too late boy

ownership is 9/10ths of the law BOY.

its mine i tell you MINE!!!

and i ain’t giving it back :x :x :x :< :< :<

Alltaken (BIG CHEESE)

But he’s a fish. Can fish eat cheese?

Goo

Sure, Sharks can eat anything (And yes, they are fish,

Kingdom Animals
Phylum - Chordata
Subphylum - Vertebrata
Class - Chrondreichthyes … )

Anyway, I’d like to nominate my friend:

Bovine-LOCO

Uhhh, Because he makes it…

Cows, don’t EAT cheese, they make it… (But, hey, just making it makes you a connisseur…)

Vote for him, because he’s Anti-irawq , a loyal American, He’s handing out signed Autopgraphs of this image here: http://www.geocities.com/ikthonk/Cw1.jpg
and 'cause he say’s “Bwaaahaaahaargggggg”…
Vote now!

Xnilator

I would like to nominate Andy, seeing as his artwork is so cheesy

(just kidding)

I eat far too much cheese, infact, yesterday, I ate an entire cow.

mmmm, beef-cheese

Name: Skating Kow
Why: have you read any of my posts? There’s you’re answer then! Also I’m a KOW which is nearly a COW and finally, I love CHEESE.
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
:slight_smile:

I should be a mod because I love cheese. Thank you.

Also, I like things that have to do with cheese, such as cheesecake, I like flavors of cheese like wensleydale cheese etc…

Also, a motto of my child-hood was and still is “cheese.” Its a motto to live by.

Also, I have officially not gone a single day without eating cheese since I was 12. Thats a whole year.

So vote for me for cheese!

P.S. http://www.cheese.com :smiley:

Cheers alltaken. Oh and bafoon, I too haven’t gone a day without CHEESE since I was 12. I’m 14 now!
Wow, that’s a lot of CHEESE… uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm CHEESE :slight_smile:

how is it yours when i own it? why would u give it back when im in total control of it?

9/10 of the law eh? well then i guess u only have 1/10 of a chance since i just registered the irc chat channel…!! :slight_smile:

go join my irc chatroom #cheesechat… yes! registered to blengine… becuase blengine is the ultimate cheese

i am now in total control of a REAL cheese chat =)
i am chief cheese… bow mortals… bow!