Most British people here must know of the phenomenon that is the Crazy Frog. He started life as a ringtone for mobile phones, and now has a single being released soon. All he does is pretend to be a motorbike saying “ring ding ding ding… bwoaw… baaab… weeeeeEEEE!”
I, for one, have had enough of the bloody freak. Here, I have attempted to blend. Why, you ask? Once I have created him, he shall be mine to do with as I please.
C&C are welcome, as are new and ingenious ways to torture the sod.
In fact, Crazy Frog comes from sweden, he was a test to some new functions in a program. The sound is even older (Think from 96 or something). And he who created him realy hate that everybody call him “The most anoying thing”
I remember that was “high-tech” back then. I also remember that those space shuttle animations (news clips) from NASA were high-tech back in the 80’s. Maybe my next project is to make a 80’s style NASA shuttle clip.
Yes… thanks for showing me that music video. That’s what tipped me over the edge into this homicidal mood that I’m currently in. I see there’s lots of support for me to kill the freak’n frog, so I’ll push ahead with it.
Here’s the basic completed frog. Next step is to rig him up with some armatures. No evil torturing ideas yet?
Don’t kill him - make him suffer like I suffered when I had to watch him almost every moment. I’ve got an idea - chain him to a wall and make him watch the ringtone commercial until he begs for mercy - then turn the sound on
I saw some nice head shots on suzanne on a wip a while back…a script or something. That’s exactly what he deserves. The company that sells him ripped me on lots of money so the hate I feel has no limits… :<
Suggested methods of torture/assasination :
Shoot it with a ballista.
Decapitate with a sword.
Decapitate with a lightsabre.
Hit it with a catapult shot.
Fire it from a catapult into a wall.
Drop 50 tonne weight onto its head.
Put in car crusher.
Throw to sharks.
Roast over a spit !
Drop from high altitude.
Burn its eyes out with a magnifying glass.
Nail gun attack.
That’s all I can think of for now. I suggest rendering a whole series of deaths and setting them to the last minute or so of the 1812 Overture…
It is indeed very strange to have 2 pupils on one eyeball, namely the right eye, in this case… this little guy obviously has no shame, annoying as all get-out and priorities completely out of whack… having cover for his head, but not for his schlong…
S’true about the heritage there.
I was most put out when I heard that sound for the first time on TV with the frog.
I remember it years back. Some kid had a flash movie which was a static picture of a formula one car and him making that damn noise in the background.
The challenge was to stare fixedly at the image without laughing.
The frog is pretty slick though mate. The adverts are also pretty impressive for what they show. In some ways I think that there is more effort put into the later ads than the subject matter (bloody mobile phones) merits.