(7 September 1990, Sydney, Australia) Men seem to have an affinity for large trucks. What else can explain the actions of a 34-year-old thief who decided to take possession of the engine of an old Bedford tip-truck?
The truck was parked outside a glass recycling company in Alexandria. It generally takes three men to lift an engine block of this size, but our enterprising pilferer decided that the best way to remove the engine was from below, rather than the conventional out-the-top-with-a-crane technique.
He crawled under the cab and began to loosen the bolts.
Suddenly the engine block broke loose and landed on his face, killing him instantly. Police ascertained that he had at least one accomplice, judging by the pool of vomit found under a nearby bush.
An employee discovered his body early the next morning. The manager said that the truck was about to be scrapped. “If he had come and asked me for it, I would have given it to him.”
A guy was pulled over by the cops for some reason, but he didn’t want to hang around, so he started running away from them. The police started chasing after him, so of course he has a gun and he decides to try and shoot at them. Not wanting to slow down, he points the gun over his shoulder and starts firing blindly at the cops chasing him. He got the first five shots off fine, before on the sixth shot he shoot himself in the head.
I AM OUTRAGED! How can you think that people dying is so funny?! PEOPLE ARE DEAD! The fact that your lauging at it is shallow, immoral and disgusting!
Ha ha! I’m kidding! LOL I just know that some of you were foaming at the mouth to reply angrily.
All kidding aside, that really is pretty halarious! I love the Darwin Awards
I once heard about a guy that one because he had a Winnabago and was driving down the road. He turned on the cruise control and went into the back because he thought that cruise control was autopilot. The winnabago crashed and he was killed
How about the one where two separate cars tried to drive around a railroad crossing gate to avoid waiting for the train, and they hit head on, killing one driver and seriously injuring the other. Brains at work.
there was a couple of good ones i remember:
a guy was out on a lake in a speedboat with his family. out in the middle, he was really hot and decided to jump in. Problem was, he forgot he couldn’t swim. He drowned, of course.
a guy who was chopping down a tree cut off the branch he was sitting on, he died too
a mother couldn’t get her kid to eat his tea. He said he wanted to play with a gun before he would. The mother got a gun and gave it to the kid. Unfortunately the shot to the stomach was non-fatal.
