Desoto-111 WOW absolutly amazing

ha ha

Am I being mocked??? Please say no…

Forum Guru in just one SHORT week. Frankly I am impressed by this.

I have been around for longer and posted only not alot, at all.

:expressionless: You win! :wink:

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:x God I hate Emoticons… :-?

Well like I keep saying…its not a goal. Its just something that happened. Kinda like…kinda like when you’re working on something in blender and it crashes…no wait…like when you’re working on something in blender and you get an idea thats so much better that you hit CTRL + X without saving ;D

Welll, that explains the post count.

He just keeps saying stuff.

WELL PUT! Boy thats the best answer I’ve heard yet!!!

I have THEORY!!

No WAIT HYPOTHESIS!!!

Desoto-111 is not human, or organ being at all…

It is a new ‘intelligent program’ sent to post as many times as it can before it gets found out by ME and stops, but not without giving me the grand prize of 100 billion dollars!!!

I am hellified geeked about this one!!

The check’s in the mail! But you’re wrong about one thing. I’m not an intelligent program. And this isn’t pepsi. Its pepsi twist. And I’m Donny Osmund.

/me gets out calculator
Des has:- posted (on average) once every 20 minutes (assuming he’s online 24/7; the time will be less if he’s slept in the last 6 days)- 26hrs until monkey- 775 posts when leaving on TuesdayInsane or what?

BTW: the memberlist doesn’t allow sorting by post rate. If soneone’s going to see if Des is the fastest, it’ll have to be an admin.

My god its like I’ve started a little club! lol. People are paying attention to ME and its frightening. lol. What is the world coming to when someone does calculations based on my actions…I always figured I’d be in court if this were happening lol.

well people start ot notice you when

A) you weren’t around 3 days ago.
B) you post over 180 posts in 1 day (as of when i wrote this post)
C)you are on EVERY BOARD there is. in EVERY TOPIC.

its not that people are noticing you. its that we can’t avoid you.

Alltaken

You forgot to mention the Signal/Noise ratio

Stefano

My S/N is like 110 db though… Its pretty damn good. And my SPL is like 150. I’m like…150 watts RMS.

nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

he’s kicked my ass totally in a couple of days. What sorry excuse of a poster am i?

well i put it down to the fact that until this month i’ve never posted outside the Q and A forum or the weekend challenge.

Unless my theory is correct:
Desoto is actually a prototype AI program developed by microsoft. His mission is to spend all day posting messages on chat boards all over the web. Posting at roughly 3.7 posts every second, somewhere around the world, it will just be a matter of time before he clogs up the entire internet, allowing microsoft the opportunity to finally reveal it’s links to the Argentinians and take over the world.

Lol, sorry bout that. Just had to post crap for a bit. :smiley:

Nevermind the argentinians. They’re for amatures. I’m working with the Illuminati.

OMG its up to 193 posts in the last 24 hours.

it was 128
then it went to 138
then it went to 180
now its 193

he is steadily increasing his post rate.

his adaptive sub-routines are kicking in and his lingual conversion rate is picking up.

it must be this new Microsoft .Net architecture that is giving him such flexability as a POST MACHINE!!!

maybe he has spread as a virus to all the Seti@home servers and is being slowly distributed too all the computers on the network.

__future news report

Microsofts .Net framework has taken over the world through the distributed computeing networks of seti@home

bill gates was questioned earlier an had this to say.

"i implimented to Desoto-111 patch to the .Net framework and it developed a matrix like cloning malfunction. we will be releasing the Desoto-112 version shortly to take over the rest o…i mean fix the problem.


Alltaken

The problem with Desoto-110 was that it was linux based…so my daddy Bill Gates fixed the “problem.”

Happy Monkey to you,
Happy Monkey to you,
Happy Monkey Desoto-111,
Happy Monkey to you.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/phlipping/images/suz_cake.jpg

It took you 5.9 days.
Well done!

LMAO! OMG that cake is cool! Please tell me you didn’t make that for me… lol Thanks very much phlip! :smiley:

I’ve had the cake for ages, I’ve put it on every birthday card i’ve printed for the last couple of years…

The monkey icing is new, the rest is old.

So sorry if it tastes a little stale :slight_smile: