Error messages in Haiku

I found the following printed on a slip of paper which was pinned to a corkboard at my in-laws’ office:

Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku.

Out of memory
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


Another haiku of my own:

Feel free to post more
That is, if you are inclined.
Otherwise, enjoy.