Everybody got problems!

Hello to you my blender friend, have a look at this ilustration and please, hit it, hit it hard! let me know why this sucks! have a nice one!

Haha, it did make me laugh.
Some “hitting” for you:
-it took me a good while to figure out that the face is actually toilet paper. Once I did the story became clear but before that I was like: “Why is this face made of stone looking at some ass?!?”
-the background is too distracting, add some DOF to blur it out