i will believe them.
1: whoever said the sink had to have a fan running is patently wrong. the specific heat of the metal allows time for the aluminum to take energy without the chip heating essesively. on the p4 one you can see how the heatsink delays the explosion, but not all the way.
2: the break in the chip is not in the core itself, but instead on the backing the chip is mounted on. when this is rapidly heated at a very concentrated point, the chip, it can only crack violently.
3: The table was obviously flimsy, but the chip has no backing, so whatever force is applied to make it go up is applied down on the table. so it punches a hole through it.
that, and there is rammstein playing in the background, which means that it has to be true.
all the way through I thought: “why? why god, why? i could use that processor! I wouldn’t kill it! i promise i will put half of its cycles to fah if you just let me save it from them!”