lots of C&C please
its an adaptatoin of http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0156.html (first story)
INT=interier EXT=exterier
Androcles and the Lion
INT hall evening
ANDROCLES polishes floor
MASTER
Damn you slave, polish clockwise
MASTER whips slave
ANDROCLES walks away
ANDROCLES
(Under breath)
One day one day
INT Bedroom Night
NARATOR
the day has finaly come for ANDROCLES to escape on a stolen camel named BILL
ANDROCLES escapes through window
Cut to:
EXT Mansion Night
ANDROCLES climbs down side of mansion slips and lands on fence limbs off and out of mansion
ANDROCLES
No more babies for me
EXT Road night
ANDROCLES steals a camel called BILL
EXT Road morning
ANDROCLES runs out of water
EXT Desert Midday
ANDROCLES dying of first spots a 4 X stall and takes couple six packs and drinks.
EXT Desert Midday
ANDROCLES riding BILL drunk
ANDROCLES
Watch out Zorro is about giddy up horsy
ANDROCLES
HEY! Bill look there a cave. Look like lion live thereshall we go scare him boo.
(Giggles)
ANDROCLES falls of BILL
ANDROCLES
Well Bill if you are going to be rude I will go on my own.
ANDROCLES runs to cave giggling
INT Cave Midday
ANDROCLES Enters cave
ANDROCLES
(Sings)
Hey Mr. Lion.
Were are you. Am going to eat you.
(Sings quietly)
Were is Mr. Lion
It look like Mr. Lion isn’t in.
ANDROCLES spots Mr. Lion
ANDROCLES
BOO! Ha scary you… MY GOD!! That foot is humongous thought you were Mr. Godzilla.
Short pause
ANDROCLES
(Roars)
Mr. LION
(Roars)
ANDROCLES hugs lion
ANDROCLES
I love you really
MR. LION stares
ANDROCLES sees thorn in MR. LIONS foot
ANDROCLES
(Sings)
ooo Mr. Lion Has got big thorn
Stuck in his Godzilla foot
Pull it out and smack my head on the rock behind me
ANDROCLES falls backwards knocked unconscious
MR. LION stares
INT cave night
Mr. Lion Stares
EXT Cave day entrance BILL eats some grass
INT Cave Day
MR. LION stares
ANDROCLES wakes up sees lion and rolls behind rock
MR. LION walks over to rock and lies down
ANDROCLES
I must have been very drunk that’s some strong 4 x.
What a stupid lion. I would of eaten me when I were sleeping. Well might as well stay great pillow and I can eat you when I get hungry.
3 Weeks later
INT Cave day
ANDROCLES
Well dude am going quit frankly because you’re rather dull you just sleep all day.
ANDROCLES exits
MR. LION rolls over
EXT cave entrance Day
ANDROCLES jumps on BILL and exits
EXT Town gate Evening
Guard
You. You’re coming with me now.
GUARD drags ANDROCLES of in chains
EXT Pit Night crowd
LIONS released
Mr. LION looks at ANDROCLES
ANDROCLES
Hey the stupid Lion isn’t so stupid
SPECTATER
(Shouts)
He is a god! Free him.
CROWD
Free him. Free him. Free him
GOVERNOR
(Coughs)
The slave shall be freed for he is a god, and the lion because he smells
NARRATOR
And so it was ANDROCLES was freed for he was a god and the lion because he smells