Fun Translations

Go to babelfish.altavista.com, and translate something from English to some other language, like Greek.

Then, translate the result back to English.

I just did “I am not the fish you are looking for.” Into Greek, back into English, that says, “I am not the fishes that you search.”

:smiley:

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

i’m messed up in the head i think

Holy Crap = Holy second hand goods

or

As of September 2003, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct

to

Modernized september 2003, in the relative grammar the greater part of
people, turn happens the correct software of the conversion, it is
good, enough

:o

Lost in Translation
Patience…
Sometimes it’s fast, sometimes it’s slow. Sometimes it doesn’t work at all.
Translations by
Concept and code by Carl
Motivated by Greg and Todd

Original English Text:
One time, I sat down on my sofa, and wathced deer prance, as if they were drugged, around a field.

Translated to French:
Une fois, je me suis assis sur mon sofa, et wathced des cerfs communs
caracole, comme si ils ont été dopés, autour d’une zone.

Translated back to English:
Once, I sat down on my sofa, and wathced common stags caracol, as if
they were doped, around a zone.

Translated to German:
Sobald, ich auf meinem Sofa hinsaß und geläufiges Hirsche caracol
wathced, als ob sie lackiert wurden, um eine Zone.

Translated back to English:
As soon as, I sat on my sofa and common of deer caracol wathced, as if
they were painted, around a zone.

Translated to Italian:
Non appena, mi sono seduto sul mio sofà ed il terreno comunale del
caracol dei cervi wathced, come se siano verniciati, intorno ad una
zona.

Translated back to English:
Not hardly, my sofà and the communal land of the caracol are seated
me on of the red deers wathced, like if they are paints to you, around
to one zone.

Translated to Portuguese:
Não mal, meu sofà e a terra communal do caracol são-me assentados
sobre dos deers vermelhos wathced, como se lhe for pinturas, ao redor
a uma zona.

Translated back to English:
Not badly, mine sofà and the communal land of the snail me is seated
on of deers red wathced, as if it it will be paintings, around to a
zone.

Translated to Spanish:
No gravemente, sofà de la mina y la pista comunal del caracol me
asientan encendido de deers que el rojo wathced, como si él sea
pinturas, alrededor a una zona.

Translated back to English:
Not seriously, sofà of the mine and the communal track of the snail
seat ignition of deers that red wathced, as if it is paintings, around
to a zone.

Hehehe…

Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!


Black Horseman: He has with you!
Arturo: They are expensive efficiently, the horsemen of getlteman honest, but the fight is mines.
Black Horseman: The ampere hour has, hein enough?
Arturo: , considered hybrid-hybrid-stupid. They do not have a handspike in the part of the left!
Black Horseman: I have.
Arturo: Flied sights them!
BlackHorseman: A uniform damage of the meat!

Mines pretty funny, from babel fish:

My name is Jimmy, I’m 21 and I like to eat burritos and play Halo.


My name is small bar, I am 21 and I have taste to eat young donkeys and I pull ahead of the game.

lol, I have a taste to eat young donkeys, burritos are mexican. It is true that I pull ahead of the game  :D

lol

I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that jackblack. :slight_smile: LUACP