I doubt I can find this again… but back in the Super Wu-Man days (which thankfully seem to have come to an end) Sago posted some cartoons about a Super Wu-Man Movie, and he suggested that it could have the tag line “What if the biggest loser…had the biggest superpowers?”
That still cracks me up every time I think of it.
I’m not a nature phobic. I got flamed for speaking out for the environment by zanos and kbot… I hate how the only way to say this stuff gets you labeled as a teenage hippie. Or a troll, by them.
and I like crows because they’re the most intelligent birds, and they’re interesting to observe. They can put a key in the ignition in places people really hate them.
crows and corvidae in general are super intelligent. Saw some documentations about that 
And I heard about a Magpie that immitated several other birds, and laughed at a dog, jumping in a lake, because the magpie imitated ducks.
Also, they can learn about understanding mirrors. Not quite all do though. ^^
It seems like im the only one here with a mature sense of humour, i no longer laugh of the word"poop".
And i must say, lordcooper is one of the funnies guys around.
lordcooper? :no: Are we thinking of the same lordcooper?
I think PlantPerson is hilarious (in a very deadpan way… you have to look twice to catch his humor.)
ahahahaha THE DRAGON POST!!!
thats really funny man. I think that should take the win for the funnniest post.
And the one by CG - the saddest? lol sometimes we need a break from the computer CG and go hang out with friends at the movies or the mall or w/e.
my first troll ever :
i no longer laugh of the word"poop".
and where did you read ‘poop’ ? you mean shit in the schnitzelkiller post ?
what’s the relation between maturity and quoted infantile vocabulary ?
Poop.
five minutes later
hahahaha.
It’s nice to know someone appreciates my jokes. Deadpan is hard to do on the internet.
Ahahahaha plantperson…
that post is funny.
biggest loser has the biggest superpowers XD
and konaha thinks hes funny XD x2
[chorus]
They see me trollin
They hatin
Ignorin if they see me typin dirtay
Tryin to catch me typin dirtay
(x3)
Keystrokes are so loud
I’m bangin
On the keyboard, typin dirtay
Tryin to catch me typin dirtay
(x3)
[chorus]
[Verse 1 - Meta-illionaire]
Mods think they can make me learn
Don’t play fair; wont wait my turn
Try to ban me an I’ll return
It’s yo lesson that I spurn
Sit down with my bag-a D’ritos
Mah fingas on a qwerty keyboad
Frustrate op’s till they ahsplode
I’m gonna jack yo thread, don’tcha know?
Now it’s mine, yaint got no control
Could go for a walk or stroll
But I’d rather piss you off; it’s mah goal
Go ahead try to hit report
I play fo fun and not fo sport
Yo mods don’t scare me, dats fo sho
Got a ban, I’m prowling slow
It aint permanent tho
Soons I got back, yer thread is mine, yo
Wont drop this game; can’t let it go
Linux sucks it’s just polution
Macs wont start no revolution
Microsoft windows deserves an execution
Got warnings on every site an it’s amusin but I still ain’t losin
[Chorus]
***
I put way too much time into that 
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?
I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
Oh hey I just found it in HD…
From this day forward I herebye proclaim that ShnitzelKiller will forever be known as “White N’ Nerdy”.
Moderators,will you please change his name.
You make me very upset sometimes 
What if he had the biggest superpowers?
Well I just thought I’d make an entrance now . . . .
Wait the entrance door leads to the exit just the same …
PlantPerson,
You’re my new favorite mod
Well of course PlantPerson rocks - everyone from the Milky Way Galaxy is cool.
White n’ Nerdy isn’t a very good song when I just read the lyrics, but that’s a great song.
+1 for changing shnitzelkillers name
@squiggly_p: WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR AVATAR! Your other one was really awesome!