“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I think that speaks for itself.
Got any other funny quotes from famous people? 
Well Bush, but he’s too easy…
although “More and more of our imports are coming from abroad” still cracks me up.
At least Arnie is Austrian, so has the excuse of it not being his first language.
Alex
i think this must make arnie 1 of the dumbest people on the planet (exluding the current american president of corse)
my favorite bush quote has to be “anyone who thinks im not fit for presidency is misunderestimating me”
i find that hillarious
“I get go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”
Britney Spears
“There is a light at the end of the tunnel… hopefully its not a freight train!”
-Mariah Carey
“A day without coffee is like something else without something else.” --Eric Idle
He sure is an academic. ^^
Here’s another one from Bush.
“I can only speak to myself.”
I still like Bush’s comment about how “terrorists never stop thinking of ways to hurt America, and neither do we”
Other than that, almost everything Yogi Bera said is damn funny. Just a couple:
“You give a hundred percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough,
in the second half you give what’s left.”
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.”
“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”
“It’s deja vu all over again.”
That’s not very funny, in a way that’s a very wise statement. Terrorist never do stop thinking of how to hurt America and the same goes for American people and the government.
Well technically there’s nothing wrong whit that Arnold quote, it can be taken as a linguastic joke.
it is a joke <_< …you guys rather pass something off as stupidity then a play of words.
“oil” george doesn’t need to speak to be funny:
sigh…
“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of ‘Hop on Pop’.”
~ George W. Bush, speaking on educating children, 2002-04-02
“I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed go across our border.”
~ George W. Bush, Ottawa, 2004-11-30
“The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.”
~ George W. Bush
“I don’t think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.”
~ George W. Bush
Orlando Florida, 2000-09-12
“Lacerates ran down my cheeks.”
~ George W. Bush (trying to sound grand with a Thesaurus on an Andover essay).
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
~ George W. Bush
“In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated exemplorary [sic] according to our own tests.”
~ George W. Bush
“The question is, how many hands have I shaked.”
~ George W. Bush
“What is [sic] your ambitions?”
~ George W. Bush
speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event, 2002-08-29
“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”
~ George W. Bush, 2000-09-15
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
~ George W. Bush
“And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America…”
~ George W. Bush
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony, 2002-10-22
“Do you have blacks, too?”
~ George W. Bush
speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Reported 2002-04-28 by columnist Fernando Pedreira (and friend of the Brazilian president) of the Estado Sao Paulo in an article titled An Overwhelming Ignorance. Also cited by The Washington Post and der Spiegel, 2001-11-08
“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
~ George W. Bush
“We ought to make the pie higher.”
~ George W. Bush
“Some communities, you say, ‘Hey, American dream,’ and they go, ‘What does that mean?’”
:rolleyes:
“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.”
-Abraham Lincoln, in a book review.
Those were funny. It’s weird that it started out with someone purposely making a play on words, though. With Bush, you don’t have to worry about things like that.
I think it’s funny that a quote about dumb people comes from a guy who doesn’t capitalize his sentences or personal pronouns, uses “1” to replace “one” (Which I could understand if he was counting, but this is association.) , mispells “course”, and seems to be unable to find the punctuation marks on his keyboard…
Happy Politics everyone…
“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I think that’s good sarcasm.
I agree. It looks like the guy can speak english better than alot of people can understand it.:rolleyes:
“OH Oh… maybe one day ill model some hockey”
Shouldn’t that be Oh oh… Maybe one day I’ll model some hockey?
I tried to look up the word “alot”, but google kept asking me
“do you mean a lot ?”
This was the only definition I could find there:
a dead metaphor, dull when spelled correctly, worse when misspelled alot. Passable in conversation as a substitute for much or many, it is better avoided in writing.
www.iolani.honolulu.hi.us/Keables/KeablesGuide/PartThree/Letters/A.htm
Nobody is perfect. :rolleyes: