i will probably try for two hours to convince my 9 year old brother he is still young enough to go trick or treating
then i will laugh at the people in my high school that dress up as bananas and giant chickens for fun, and laugh even harder at the weirdos who took time in their costumes and actually expect to go ask for candy with the little kids.
next i will try to carve a pumpkin, fail miserably, and smash it with a hammer, and put it on my door step.
i will eat the special halloween cake my aunt always makes me.
finally around 8:00 the little kids show up on my front door, the little pukes are so adorable i just want to give them a whole handful of candy, but i have to make it last the whole night, so i give them like one or two peices and i look like an ass. and if someone from school shows up, i just push them off my pourch. (free loaders hav enough money to buy their own damn candy)
finally after a long day of halloween i decide to crash early, only to be woken up four or five more time by the “all night” trick or treaters