and now for a limerick
A young Kansan by name of Icoxo
With dragon thoughts made himself loco
But fear of God’s lightning
(Which can be quite frightning)
Cut his profile to that of mosquito
There once was a boy named Ender,
Who found a neat program called Blender,
He started to learn,
Made his brain twist and turn,
And now his computer is bent-er!
Sorry…:o
hmmm. what rhymes with ‘shovel’ …
no, that was my bad. 
so it says in my post…
That Jason, whose post I have read,
Has bumped up a very old thread.
They blamed poor Orion,
But should have their eye on,
The person whose post I have read.
Thatś very good animatinator. In fact you all pass Poetry class with flying colors. And as for Jason you smart *ss, you bumped the right thread at the right time. 
Thanks Ozo, you are very kind.
To be honest, I’m surprised it rhymed.
Oh no, it’s the middle,
It’s always a fiddle,
Wow, that was close! And it rhymed!
LOL, that´s very good Animatinator, you´re a natural (and quick too!). It must be that Scottish accent. You´re almost as good as Pam Ayres.
I never back anything up, because I like to live on the edge. 
Edit*
Wrong thread, lol.
Social posted in the wrong thread
and now his brain is dead.
We devoured it with rhymes
because he didn’t read the signs
and now he is deceased.
Peace.
(Yeah, I know.)
I wrote a haiku once about Phantasy Star Online.
Smell of burning flesh
Lightning crackles, corpse to corpse
Gizonde breaks the dawn
And another one, when some electricians were coming over in the morning and I still just had pajamas on. Wrote it on the spot.
Hark, what is that noise?
Electricians, drawing near!
Haste to acquire pants.
I mean, I know they’re not technically haiku, because they don’t include weird esoteric seasonal references, but there was no way I could work ‘cherry blossoms’ in with pants, and I wasn’t trying particularly hard to, anyway.
There once was a man called BlackBoe,
Whose computer refused to go,
The fixers did come,
Too early for some,
For he wasn’t ready yet - Doh!
LOL, that one’s awesome…
“Doing 3D stuff for a minute or two
Making poems before bedtime
Posting them on blenderartists.org
Thats noobish, you fool”
I just made this in 2.3 seconds.:eek::eek::eek:
It shows. 
writing poems is bigbad
“GET OFF!” screams his dad.