Well I was thinking about going to Wal-Mart to buy some deoderant a few minutes ago, so I came up with this real quick.
The Wal-Mart Smiley Serial Slasher Strikes Agian!
"Authorities say that the slasher thinks he’s ridding the world of high prices, but what he’s really doing is “Making a bloody mess on aisle 5!” "
Let me know what you think
~Jimmy~