Well I was thinking about going to Wal-Mart to buy some deoderant a few minutes ago, so I came up with this real quick.
The Wal-Mart Smiley Serial Slasher Strikes Agian!
"Authorities say that the slasher thinks he’s ridding the world of high prices, but what he’s really doing is “Making a bloody mess on aisle 5!” "
Let me know what you think 
~Jimmy~
Very nice!
How did you do the smiley? I have been trying to make a smiley I’m satisfied with and I cannot seem to do it. I’m especially interested in how you did the mouth.
NC
I would also slant the lettering on the $1.99 an $6.82 a little to the left, as if they are recoiling.
Made me smile. Good job!
Jackblack, please host your pictures somewhere else! From what other pots are saying, they all sound quite interesting, but I can’t reach them from behind my firewall at putfile! 
Made me laugh. Adding an aisle background to it could improve it slightly.