Not the guy you want to introduce to your mom or something… Anyways, Blender Cycles, no post-processing. Three spot lights and my trademark skin shader. Full-res here: /uploads/default/original/4X/f/3/4/f344988ff5a90b4a9c22dda75726850a57de3344.jpgd=1412290221
the person on the left is having a real bad day, that look alone kills 
And pretty much that is why the bald guy is still single 