How can I smooth a sculpt like a normal person?

I’m in sculpt mode. All I want to do is simply smooth a little region of the mesh. For some reason this is highly impossible with the “smooth” tool. I don’t want to add, I don’t want to subtract, I just want to smooth, that’s it.

For some reason, only the add/subtract draw tool applies smoothing, but when I switch to the smooth tool, it does literally nothing. How can I make the smooth tool do what everyone expects it to do?

Turn up the strength, and look up some basic sculpting tutorials

I turned up the strength to 10, I made sure there’s no textures active on it, my stroke and falloff is normal.

Apply the scale of the object in object mode, check the face orientations, and clear all face sets and masks