I am in desperate need of creative help

Dear Blender Community,

Hello. My name is Nathan Koepke and I am a computer programmer with Asperger’s syndrome (a form of mild autism). I am creating this software package called Cleo and Misty and I need some cute character artwork made for me that I can use inside of my program. I do not want to use any other person’s cute characters as that will be grounds for federal prison time, hefty fines, loss of rights such as the right to vote, the right to be served by my bank, etc. if they discover it because that is misappropriation of intellectual property. I cannot draw my own due to my motor difficulties and using my Carson-Dellosa clipart is not an option because they do not allow for the use inside programs and they may take legal action against me. Therefore, if anyone is willing to create me some cute character artwork for me for free, that would be greatly appreciated. I am in DESPERATE need of creative help.

Here is the link to my deviantART page so you can find out what needs to be done: