I approached a rabbit...

… to ask of it its name.

It ran.

I sought to approach a butterfly.

It did the same.

I stared a tiger in the eye.

It growled and roared.

After a while it got bored.

I stood in front of a truck on the highway.

It stopped and waited for me to move.

The driver honked his horn and said that I was rude.

What am I?

Ay, there’s the rub.:wink: I’m trying to think, but I’m lost for an answer. Ropsta, can you give us a clue or must we speak by the card?

I’m gonna go with cow.

Hehe, good answer.

Hint:

The inverse of this answer… of sorts

umm…
horse?

i was thinking cow.
uhh…
or a rabbit.
but you approached a rabbit…

My answer is squirrel

How many trucks would stop for a squirrel?

Hint:

The inverse of this answer… or sorts.

How about a human - a human could do all of those things.

Closer

Hint:

What is the human?

the inverse of cow is woc

Yummy stir fry

Steve Irwin! He might do all those things… he has said hello to other things besides a rabbit… but maybe! Probably wrong but hey :confused:

Even closer

Hint:

In those situations what is Steve Irwin?

a crocodile?

ok, this is craking me up, it reminds me of the witch trial in the Holy Grail -
“A Duck”

What am I?

A bad 80’s movie or curious George at the Zoo.

The answer is next to your avatar, right?

I thought it was one of those riddles you’d found off the internet, so I did a search and found this:

geez this was easy! Monkey…

A Crocodile Hunter type thing… Like those nature educators. I don’t know the name…

Riddle?:eek:

This was just a poem. Kudos to all ye who kept guessing.

The answer is…

There are many answers.

The Pro actor… The stimulus… The idiot who walks in front of trucks…

I put animals in the poem, and people just started… tossing out the names of animals.

Weird :confused: