This is her, Emese, the girl I wish I could have gotten to know better, yeah I had a crush on her.
We kinda new each other, had some volleyball games together, hung out with the same friends, went to the same church, made small talk, but back then you had to be either really smart (which everyone of my friends says I’m a genius, even IQ tests say I’m at least a border line genius) or you had to be really hot, or something shallow. I was a buff guy back then, in rather good shape, I was real popular with the most popular kids in town, but at the same time I befriended the friendless, the poor kids, the uncool kids. I think that was the big turn off for her, I was friends with THOSE kids and shew did’nt want to hang around the unpopular kids.
Oh, also Emese had some real nice SSS going on, you ever notice that? how some people have this awesome SSS going on with their skin and others are just, dull?
Anyways…
And now for my hot EX, Kaitin.She was Lebanese and smokin’ hot, but I broke up with her cause I felt she was’nt the one, she wanted to kiss me that night I broke up with her, it would’ve been my first kiss, never have had that first kiss yet, still savin’ it for the one. Now my EX is married, happily I hope, she deserves the best.
She went out with me and loved me even when I was homeless once, she had a heart of gold, she was amazing, one of the most amazing girls I’ve ever met.
Sadly, I searched far and wide and it seems I can’t find any pics of her. I guess when you get married, you fall off the face of he earth, she used to be part of a sorority and she’s not part of it anymore.
Well I’ll just describe her, Amazing eye’s that are so amazingly captivating, huge boobs, nice body, red hair that looked like a forrest full of trees that had just reached autum and cute little freckles on her nose. She was gorgeous.
And this girl had the hots for me at one time, have’nt seen her or talked to her since she moved to Austin, kinda lost touch with her, that happens when I don’t see people on a regular basis, like in person.
She moved to Austin, cause she does’nt want to go to school, I tried to convoince her to stay and persue he modeling carreer here, but to no avail. I think it really hurt her when I did’nt show up for her first time on the catwalk.
I’m not about to show all the pics of the hot chicks I could’ve gone out with but did’nt, I like a girl that’s not shallow and has some brains to go with her boobs, is that too much to ask?
So Jimmy, how’d you get to be such good friends with these chick? Your ugly and fat, so how in the world?
Well the answer is simple my friend, I used to be in good shape and good looking and people just love me cause I’m real, and I’m a real nice guy.
-Jimmy