I’m a forum monkey if anyone cares!
lol wecome! only 2500 more till u are forum GOD
there is a forum god?
only 2000 fer me!!!
I don’t think there is such thing as forum god. 
just to be sure, we only have to wait for Stefano’s next 205 posts, which should happen in about 26 days if my predictions are right.
Martin
Only 165 more to go before “Satan!”
Forum Satan: reserved for spammers trying to reach monkey, includes special coding to cause their browsers to crash any time they try to submit to a forum. 8)
just to be sure, we only have to wait for Stefano’s next 205 posts,
/me applauds theeths horrible math skills 
3000-1795 = 1529, not 205 8)
doh
Martin
Hmm… my calculator says 3000 - 1795 = 1205
that’s special italian math
Martin
Well, averaging 7.94 posts per day I can forecast
1205/7.94 = 129 days, or,
more engineeristically 21.1dB
or,
more informatically, 1041806016 seconds 
Stefano
you’re almost there s68! now, spam like you’ve never spammed before!
you know that when a mod spams that the world is gunna be over pretty soon.
If you could hit and catch a baseball, make $35 million/year, and win a world series ; you could call yourself a “rally monkey”.
Have you ever seen, the first scene from Mel Brooks’s film: “History of the world Part I” (1981) ???
Spyros.
p.s.1: Congratullations for your promotion… Do you care for a bannana???
p.s.2: BTW. That film really sucked… But the scene is brilliant…
Congrats!
Maybe there should some sort of initiation!
Is hazing allowed here?