in heaven or hell there is a Blender?

endi · November 3, 2003, 2:20am

Maybe I will go to heaven, but maybe to hell.
But I think, every place I need a Blender.

BgDM · November 3, 2003, 4:48am

As long as I get one buried with me, I’ll be a very hayy guy.

BgDM

ascotan · November 3, 2003, 6:23am

Heaven:
The police are British
The cooks are French
The engineers are German
The administrators are Swiss
The lovers are Italian
Hell:
The police are German
The cooks are British
The engineers are Italian
The administrators are French
The lovers are Swiss

slikdigit · November 3, 2003, 6:30am

In Hell you get blender on a 486 with a 13" monitor and software openGL…

endi · November 3, 2003, 6:39am

slikdigit: yes, I think, will better in heaven…

richblender · November 3, 2003, 7:48am

And you must run Blender on Windows XP (yeah on a 486) when being a Linux guru.
(and the other way around)

/me isn’t even going to try imagine how slow that would be (and how many stop/blue screens / reboots there would be… create vertex -> reboot -> create face -> reboot -> enable subdiv -> reboot <- now that’s hell)

Bentagon · November 3, 2003, 8:54am

that wouldn’t be slow… that wouldn’t run!

besides, hell with Blender doesn’t fit… Blender is just too good for it %|

Bentagon

slikdigit · November 3, 2003, 8:58am

I forgot to mention you only get an EGA graphics adaptor. 16 colors at 640 by 480…
I think in Heaven you must get a CAVE system or something that hasn’t been invented yet…

richblender · November 3, 2003, 9:10am

16 colors is way to good for hell, 4 colors @ 320 x 200 would be much worse… the only thing you can see in Blender at that resolution is the Render button

Depends… if Microsoft is using a lot of MMX or SSE code it wouldn’t run indeed.
But if there’s enough fallbacks to ordinairy x86 code it should run

Booting the system would probably take at least 2 days though.
(and once it’s booted you’d probably have to wait 2 hours after each executed action (caused by HD trashing))

BackiZ · November 3, 2003, 9:57am

Bet you get only blender -1.4 (or lower). Without subsurv, the nice new GUI and the undo option! But, of course, thats why it is called “HELL”.
:<

alien-xmp · November 3, 2003, 3:24pm

But in heaven you get Blender 3.0.

Alltaken · November 3, 2003, 9:47pm

arrr yes

but you forget one very important fact.

in hell you are there for eternity so how cares it could take 1 month per faece and you would still get plenty done in your afterlife

Alltaken

quailman · November 4, 2003, 11:53am

All of the above and a 2-button mouse.

valarking · November 4, 2003, 7:45pm

Don’t forget one with a fudged up ball inside so you can’t coordinate the motions.

slikdigit · November 4, 2003, 7:48pm

Don’t forget one with a fudged up ball inside so you can’t coordinate the motions.

I knew I was saving that mouse for something- I guess I know where I’m going now.

sundialsvcs · November 12, 2003, 4:16pm

“Will they have … Mogen David … in heaven?
Dear Lord, we’d all like to know
Will they have … Mogen David … in heaven … Sweet Jesus!
If they don’t, who the hell wants to go?”
– Larry Gatlin