Issues with Seams on House

Hi all
I can’t for the life of me seam this model I made of a house so I can texture it! All the seams I try end up crooked, stretched, and totally messed up. I must be doing something wrong?
Whats the best way to seam a house?

Inevitable, given the mesh I see here. curved mesh edges ALWAYS equal curved UV edges. end of story, full stop.

Best places for seams through. Across the ridge of the roof. Each courner. Around each of the gables.