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Do I get to drive a train?

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To drive a train is the highest award you can achieve in the cult. Serve well, and the train gods may deem you worthy.

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Sounds good to me! Sign me up while I go get my worldly possessions.

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Good. all you needed to do was ask to join. The train gods turn away no one but those that love cars, or other modes of transportation, more than trains.

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Who would ever love other Vehicles other then trains? Honestly peopleā€¦

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Well, I like boats too. Thatā€™s not gonna be a problem, is it?

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That is not up to me

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Oofā€¦boats?!

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I was thinking the same thingā€¦ but there is a small chance he might be let in.

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The train gods have spoken. You will not be allowed into the cult until you have confessed of your heinous acts. Once you have confessed, and asked for forgiveness from the train gods, then you shall be accepted, but only on a trial basis; as the train gods must view your actions to see if you are truly dedicated to the trains.

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Do you know Jesus?

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Glad I do.

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Well if it is a train ferryā€¦ā€¦ā€¦

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Iā€™ve finally made my decision.

I will forsake the boat life to dedicate myself to the Way of the Train. After much fretting and soul searching, Iā€™ve come to realize the truth that lies at the heart of this world.

Trains are so much more rad than boats. By, like, 10,000x.

I will heed your call, sir. Teach me. Guide me. Lead me down El Camino del Ferrocarril.

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Good. I am glad that you have seen the error of your ways. I will indeed lead you down the ā€œEl Camino del Ferrocarrilā€. A few of the ways in which you must conduct yourself are as follows:

  1. Worship trains.

  2. Learn all there is to know about trains.

  3. Watch train themed movies.

4.Talk about how cool trains are to everyone you know.

  1. Love the Train!
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Iā€™ve got Planes, Trains, and Automobiles queued up in the VCR as we speak!

ā€¦Iā€™m gonna fast forward through the parts with the planes and the cars though.

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Welcome to Marathon! May I help you? :joy:

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I have been haunted by trains ever since I left the cult two years ago. They call to me almost every night. I no longer sleep and my sanity is being called into question. Just the other day I waited at the train stop for what seemed like an eternity - arms down and lights flashing - THE TRAIN NEVER CAME. Sometimes Iā€™ll look out the window and there will be a train right outside my house. My mother is now too scared to live with me because of the trains.

But Iā€™ll admit theyā€™re still the superior mode of transportation.

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Poetry my good sir. You have learned the true greatness of the train, and until you can remember the true power that the train gives to us all, you will never be truly happy.

Join the Train Cult once more.

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I have a confessionā€¦