Just a joke, honest.

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES ?

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right – a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Barack Obama

That’ll be quite… entertaining, for a lack of words, including when the whole thing bursts into flame and everyone being drunk including the pilot and co-pilot and the alcohol acting as a fire hazard :stuck_out_tongue: Are you a Pastafarian by any chance? They say that their version of Heaven has a stripper-factory with lots of beer.

Sorry, but that won’t fly if you made that proposal, so many people would boycott the airports they’ll lose tons of business.

This is a pointless, and crass thread.
I wish I was a moderator…

Most of the men after flight will have back problems!
I have to see this in a movie!
IN other word its a joke right but for others they maybe will not understand you I think.
you need to work as stockbroker Dude!

A movie? Like Snakes On A Plane with Samuel L. Jackson? I can’t wait to see how many animals this will take :slight_smile: Noah’s Ark, anyone?

I asked some one and you know what?! this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/ :spin:
I am out of words! :spin::spin::spin:

@ fahassani
good movie and good replay but in the future we need this
to save the airlines :evilgrin:

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Hooters Airlines! Why did i forget that airline, so the idea has already been working for a few years!

face palm

ROFL! Yay, Hooter Airlines. Barrack you number! Thank goodness you’re here to save us from change.

After all who needs change: Hilary, Ruben and all the butwisers who got us into this mess- back in power. This just like the brotherhood planned more than a year ago.:evilgrin:

Why must you insert your conspiracy junk into everything you say?

Conspiracies are all he believes in anyway, as if its a sin to believe anything that’s not a conspiracy theory:confused:

TheANIMAL:
Apart fom assuming that all muslims are terrorists, your “joke” assumes that all potential airline customers are vacuous one dimensional misogynistic alcoholic morons.

Stupid. Not funny.

He didn’t say all Muslims are terrorists, he implied all hijackers were Muslim. ( which is still not p.c.) As for the “assumes that all potential airline customers are vacuous one dimensional misogynistic alcoholic morons” part, I beg to differ. All human beings are vacuous one dimensional misogynistic ( or misandrist ) alcoholic morons.

Why didn’t Bush think of this?
Hmm… Because he would be kicked by Congress?

And the Muslims may start making terrorism in airplanes even more.

That’s a fair enough answer, I guess…

o cummon, if the muslims DID hijack a plane like that, would any of the passengers really care, anyways? they’d be to drunk to notice, and they’d just want one more lap dance before they get blown up. and you can’t blame the muslims for all problems…

anyways, i would so wanna ride that. the airplane, too.

You comment assumes that i made the joke, that the subject matter was about Muslims, and that it is something to be taken seriously.

Stupid. Not funny.

Freen and PurpleMint, come on man, you guys are being too serious. The Animal meant it only as a joke.

For example, I can tell you a joke: In Northern Ireland a gun man walks into a jeweller shops, points his weapon and demands of the shop keeper, “Are you Catholic or are you Protestant?”. With great relief( and almost glee) the jeweller replies," Niether, I’m Jewish!". “In that case”, says the gun man," I must be the luckiest Palestinian in the whole wide world!".:smiley:

See Freen, sometimes there are advantages of being semitic.:slight_smile: