Folks, this is true, not something that I just made up.
Okay, allow me to paint a scene for you with words. Now I am not very skilled in this yet I shall give it a try. Please do forgive my inaptitude.
The starting scene:
There were around 100 of us gathered in a forest clearing in the redwood forests of northern California. I think that the event was for a wedding. There was a babbling brook in the background and everyone was being very quite as the birds sang. Then the music started. It was Indian in nature, not at all rock and roll. Soon most of us were really getting in to it. Shortly thereafter a most beautiful dancing girl appeared dressed in the the most fabulous of attire, flowing silken gowns and the like. She was incredible! She began to dance with finger cymbals and all. It was so hypnotic that nobody scarcely even breathed. She really was that good! Twisting and turning and being so flowing, just like a thing out of your dreams!
Scene 2:
The bride and groom walked out to the middle of the clearing. He was wearing a black tuxedo and all and she was dressed in the most beautiful of wedding dresses (was it the dancing girl? I don’t know).
Scene 3:
The preacher arrives into the clearing riding a Harley- Davidson chopper, and no, I am not kidding! The ceremony was concluded and the happy couple went off to ride into the sunset, no doubt to celebrate their union.
Now how is that for a wedding?
Cheers, pix