Knuckle draggers anonymous or just another monkey

(VelikM) #1

May I join?

Hello, my name is Suzanne. I woke up this morning and realized my knuckles were dragging.

(pofo) #2

First you have to admit that you have a problem.

Then you have to face your problem.

Then evolve
(some people will claim you can’t and in that case you’ll just have to get a big box of band-aids cause you’re gonna drag your knuckles forever ;))

Or you could try to find a pair of shoes from the seventies that prevent you from reaching the ground.

Just a couple of tips ;). Myself I put my hands in a pair of old rollerskates when walking outside.

  1. pofo

(VelikM) #3

Knuckle rollers, now thats an idea. :smiley:

(Alltaken) #4

have you tred to stand up rather than sitting down on the floor.

maybe the natural length of your legs will be sufficient to elevate your knuckles off the ground.

also knuckltine patches may work