looking for a pre-made chef character for kitchen game environment ?

hi looking to partner up with a artist gaming programer to take my kitchen environment and turn it into some kind of game? i need a rock and roll side kick chef someone full of swag like me for the host of the game?? thanks something that can be dist on all the platforms out there right now ipad iphone android, wii, playstation,xbox,ect,ect, thanks looking forward to seeing what you guys and gals have been working on!