Hey everyone! I’m feeling stupid, as if that was anything new, so I’m going to start a game of Mad Libs.
I hope you know how this game is played: I ask you for a noun, you give me a noun, a verb a verb, an adjective an adjective, and so forth. Then, when I’ve got enough of these things, I’ll tell you a silly story using the words you’ve provided.
CRIME OF THE CENTURY
Plural Noun
Adjective
Plural Noun
Adjective
Part Of Body
Adverb
Adjective
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Weird Sound
Verb
Noun
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun
CubeFans
putrid
mongooses
brown
forbidden area
retardedly
plump
horny
stump
deformed
fart
squat
blimp
hoser
beasts
beluga whale
i think that’s all of them…
Meet Your Dream Person
If you are desirous of making new CUBEFANS or meeting some PUTIRD people, take a few MONGOOSES out of your BROWN day and answer the following questionnaire. In less time than it takes to blink a FORBIDDEN AREA, your life will be changed RETARDEDLY by your PLUMP answers.
- Do you ever confide in a HORNY friend that you are a lonely STUMP?
- Are you too shy and DEFORMED to approach a stranger and say FART?
- Would you rather stay at home and SQUAT television than go out on a blind BLIMP?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken one giant HOSER toward meeting the person of your BEASTS. To make this a reality, mail the enclosed self-addressed, postage paid BELUGA WHALE to us immediately.
:o That’s weird.