NOW I’M SATAN! BOW DOWN TO ME! I MAKE ALL OF YOUR PORN! Okay, better not go too far with that stuff.
Seriously, look. I’m SATAN! I had to delete three posts to do this, but thank goodness–NOW I AM SATAN!
Or at least just a guy named Stan… hehehe… (Okay, you had to watch MST3K to get that one, but still.)