Monty Ton and the Holy Grail

Got bored so I made/edited this out of a few different pictures (from Monty Python’s Holy Grail movie):


funny, but you have some serious perspective problems :wink:

Well I didn’t put much effort into it so there were problems with that. I was using, photoshop may have helped. is good for filter related stuff, but is poo (more like MSpaint) for any serious work with manual alterations or brushwork.

You are just banging a couple of coconuts together!

That’s funny.I used MS paint to draw on a pic of my family. It made for good laughs.

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical!

CT refered the coconuts to a scene where the “knights” are using a couple of coconut shells to simulate the sound of hooves, all the same pretending to ride mounts, and definitely “believing” themselves to be on mounts. It is quite hilarious - it’s around that time the audience understands that is comedy at its finest.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Okay, a few things.

  1. I think Nathan would have made a better Sir Bedevere than Sir Lancelot, but that’s just a matter of opinion…
  2. Most everybody knew what CT was referring to, so kbot’s post was a little redundant…
  3. A 5 ounce swallow cannot carry a 1 pound coconut. Everyone knows that.

It could be carried by an African swallow!

They could have been dropped by a swallow.

You mean grip it by the husk?

It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple
question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound

Are we speaking of the African or European swallow?

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that’s my point.

SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah…
SOLDIER #1: So they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway…
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they’d have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They’d just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?

You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

What did he just say?

10:00pm, I must sleep